Queen Adrena

November 1980

It was November 1980, near Thanksgiving. Odd how your remember certain dates, isn't it? I'd always heard about Adrena, read about her, knew her scissors was legendary, so I had to seek her out. I was 27, a flight attendant on layover in LA. I got her number from a contact, called her and after negotiating her down to 75 bucks for the hour, I took a cab out to her place I think in Santa Monica.

She met me at the door in a tight top, tiny blue shorts, blue socks and sneakers. Those legs were massive, they really were. She stood 6-3, she said, and weighed at the time a relatively small (by her current standard) 215. She showed me some photo albums of her wrestling and then went to a small bedroom, dark and full of mats. The bottom line is we wrestled and she f__ killed me. She took me in headscissors in thighs so big I thought two pairs of legs were clamped on my ears and face. Her bodyscissors literally took my breath away. And when we wrestled for "real," when we took a break from the fantasy stuff and just went at it to see if I could take her, she pinned me flat, three times in a row, each time in about 15 seconds. She moved very quickly for a big woman.

Then we got back to the scissors stuff and again, she destroyed me in headscissors, neck scissors, figure fours, bodyscissors. Her favorite and mine came when she stripped off her shorts and scooped me in a reverse facescissors, her giant thighs swallowing my head and neck and her massive ass devouring my face. I think she was saying stuff like "Smell my asshole, you worm!! Lick it!!" which I could barely hear for all that thigh meat packed into my ears, but I obeyed. Suffice to say, the sex was fabulous, the wrestling better, the scissors superb. She drove me back to my hotel out by the Forum and we smoked a bone on the way. Later, I was coughing up blood she'd bodyscissored me so fucking hard. I don't know if that was necessarily a good thing, but it was, I guess, my own red bad of courage. Go figure what a man will do for a potent squeeze, huh?

Today, Adrena is a mountain of her former nearly normal self. She's on AOL, by the way, and I've talked to her. She still wrestles, I guess, though she's way past her prime. When she was hot, she was it, though, and none were much better.

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